by Tanta on 8/11/2007 10:12:00 AM

Our own central_scrutinizer sent me this a few days ago, and it's much too good not to share with you all. Any of you who wish to see your anonymous handle in print, right there on the front page of Calculated Risk, is welcome to send me your own artistic endeavors for SRB. You need to include a YouTube link. All submissions will be judged by my own idiosyncratic standards, which are inscrutable. Remember that federal regulators and policy-makers regularly read our blog, so please do not include submissions with obscene words in them. You don't know what kind of financial or monetary chaos you could set in motion.

Without further ado, then, "Dead Cat On The Rise" by central_scrutinizer:

I see a dead cat a risin'
I see trouble on the way
I see copper thieves obligin'
I see more flat screens on Ebay

Don't go long tonight
Cause you'll grab a fallin' knife
there's a dead cat on the rise

I hear pension funds implodin'
I know the end is coming soon
I'll see my short funds overflowin'
Bloomberg proclaiming rage & ruin

Don't go long tonight
Cause you'll grab a fallin' knife
there's a dead cat on the rise ... oh yeah

Hope you got your cash together
Hope you are quite prepared to die
Kudlow will soon be tarred and feathered
One eye is taken for an eye

Don't go long tonight
Cause you'll grab a fallin' knife
There's a dead cat on the rise