by Calculated Risk on 4/02/2005 08:22:00 PM

Build your own Bush Administration. The guidelines are in this very funny post. A sample:

Change the terminology of the debate. Of course you can’t come right out and say, “Today I am calling for a repeal of the laws banning child labor.” Instead, give your approach a user-friendly, euphemistic title. Words to use include “America” (or “Americans”), “Opportunity,” “Freedom,” “Patriot,” “Tax-reduction,” etc. With the right words, a bill repealing child labor laws can easily become “The Young Americans’ Employment Opportunity Act of 2005.”

Enjoy!