by Calculated Risk on 10/17/2008 10:30:00 AM

I'm hiking in Zion this morning, and I'll be back by lunch.

Make sure to check the three month treasury yield (above 0.435% would be an improvement) and the TED spread (below 4.08% would be an improvement). I'll have more on credit indicators later.

Meanwhile, here are a few more jokes:

From Peter:
Q: What the difference between today's investment bankers and pigeons?
A: Pigeons can still make a deposit on a BMW.

From Sidd:
I went to an ATM today, and it asked to borrow a twenty till next week.

From monta's ankle:
I went to fill up my gas tank and I couldn't decide between leveraged and unleveraged.

From Rob Dawg:
Went to Best Buy to get a toaster and they gave me a free bank with purchase