by Calculated Risk on 10/16/2008 10:38:00 PM
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Top 10 credit crunch jokes
From Hannah Wood at Mirror.co.uk: Top 10 credit crunch jokes to have you laughing all the way to the bank
1) I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds"..My favorite:
I'm wondering is it them or me?
2) Petrol is way too expensive these days. I actually can't afford to drive.
Last time I went dogging, I had to ask my mum to give me a lift.
3) With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
Start off with a large one.
How do you define optimism?
A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday